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=Escherichia-Coli

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Human Interaction Experiment

Tue Oct 20, 2009, 3:15 PM
Just once, while shaking hands with someone, I'd like to look them in the eye mid-handshake and say "you know, this is the hand I masturbate with".

What do you think their reaction would be?

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  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
  • Playing: with myself
  • Drinking: not nearly enough

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Drunken old derelict and occasional comic "artist".

Everything I submit is abject garbage, coughed forth at erratic intervals from the furthest noisome depths of my malfunctioning, alcohol-ravaged, sleep-deprived brain; captured in variously-shaped rectangles purely to prevent my subconscious from eating itself. If anything in my gallery strikes you as clever in any way, it is entirely accidental.

Fuck you very much.

Devious Info

  • Interests: Your sister
  • Favourite artist: Me
  • Operating System: Shitty
  • Skin of choice: Yeast-infected
  • Favourite game: The Ebola virus
  • Favourite cartoon character: You
  • Personal Quote: "Don't quote me on that"
  • Tools of the Trade: Bullshit

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:iconthe-corpse:
~The-Corpse 4 days 4 hours ago
ah, so many to choose from:

[link]

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

Click for good stock pictures --> [link]
:iconthe-corpse:
~The-Corpse Nov 6, 2009, 8:28:27 PM
[link]

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

Click for good stock pictures --> [link]
:iconmjonir001:
~Mjonir001 Nov 2, 2009, 6:15:48 PM
Your comics are odd, to say the least. Very nice. Thumbs up.

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-A hundred pieces of candy!? That's like a million pieces of candy!
-What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for power? gold? or is he simply born with a heart full of neutrality!?
:iconescherichia-coli:
=Escherichia-Coli Nov 2, 2009, 6:25:45 PM
I'll take that as a compliment, like a bunch of gay lumberjacks at a fireside daisy chain party.

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Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
:iconmjonir001:
~Mjonir001 Nov 2, 2009, 7:06:04 PM
Uh, sure, why not.

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-A hundred pieces of candy!? That's like a million pieces of candy!
-What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for power? gold? or is he simply born with a heart full of neutrality!?
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~kbmachine Oct 22, 2009, 5:07:20 PM
Thanks for those crazy suggestions for my drawing challenge,I will make sure the the queen's rage comes through in her punch. The thread was closed so if you're got any more ideas, send them here. [link]

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60% of the time it works EVERY time!

[link]
:iconelfen-87:
~Elfen-87 Oct 14, 2009, 11:14:17 AM
Your comics are great, keep it up!
:iconthe-corpse:
~The-Corpse Aug 8, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
I love the guy below who "Hat"s Australian assholes. Does he design the hats or just buy them in bulk and run around putting them on exposed assholes? And why is he looking for hat-less assholes in the first place? Sounds like a new fetish I need to investigate...

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

Click for good stock pictures --> [link]
:iconthe-corpse:
Mood: Pride ~The-Corpse Aug 8, 2009, 12:30:50 PM
I hope to God
I never see
a spot more painful
than now on me

I spent a night
of ecstatic bliss
inside the anus
of your kid sis'

she seemed so pure
and clean as snow
but now my crotch
seeps pain and woe

as sepsis claims
my little tool
I don't blame you;
I was the fool

believed your lie
and paid you rich
I bought the right
to ride this bitch

so take my check
and spend the cash
on which I coyly
rubbed my rash

I'll get you, friend
you'll have this too
your banking hand
will turn to goo

and from shared pain
of my desire
your sister wins
that fucking liar...

-- Corpse & expensive vodka 08/2009

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

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:iconpignut:
~pignut Oct 30, 2009, 2:19:10 AM
awesome :lol: you should submit this as a deviation

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Proceeds to CROP [link]

"Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don't like to use the word 'art' at all. "
-Banksy
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