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White fogbow spans. The arch embattled. Mark as capsules. The nose of the man who was nought like the nasoes. It is self tinted, wrinkling, ruddled. His kep is a gorsecone. He am Gascon Titubante of Tegmine - sub - Fagi whose fixtures are mobil-ing so wobiling befear my remembrandts. She, exhibit next, his Anastashie. She has prayings in lowdelph. Zeehere green egg-brooms. What named blautoothdmand is yon who stares? Gu-gurtha! Gugurtha!
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Drinking: Water

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Drunken old derelict and occasional comic "artist".

Everything I submit is abject garbage, coughed forth at erratic intervals from the furthest noisome depths of my malfunctioning, alcohol-ravaged, sleep-deprived brain; captured in variously-shaped rectangles purely to prevent my subconscious from eating itself. If anything in my gallery strikes you as clever in any way, it is entirely accidental.

Fuck you very much.

Devious Info

  • Interests: Your sister
  • Favourite artist: Me
  • Operating System: Shitty
  • Skin of choice: Yeast-infected
  • Favourite game: The Ebola virus
  • Favourite cartoon character: You
  • Personal Quote: "Don't quote me on that"
  • Tools of the Trade: Bullshit

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:iconpiss-chump:
"We all die in time. It’s not just the world that moves on. But we will be magnificent.” And I reckon we were bud.

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Seeking oblivion since 1993...
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:iconthe-corpse:
Poop!

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

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:iconkid-cody:
:iconbravoplz:

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amnestys' sweet but vengeance is gold.
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:iconthe-corpse:
I miss you my little buddy! Hope you are well. I'm still not clean but it's been on my mind a lot. Hopefully I'll get there. We all have our crosses to bear. My underware is around my ankles. Thought you should know that.

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People who think they're smart annoy those of us who are.

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:iconsteppingskyward:
~steppingskyward Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
your shits funny.
no i don't care that you hate your art (and/or self.)
deal with it.
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:iconkammerdorn:
funniest profile ever :D
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:iconkoalabar:
maybe it's just me, but do our icons kind of seem like they should go together?
in some odd way...
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:iconescherichia-coli:
Kinda. Yours isn't creepy enough, though.

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Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
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:iconbombahey:
I like your fresh clover leaves.

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100% veghead
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:iconescherichia-coli:
I like being a Scoutmaster. It's amazing what boy scouts will do for a merit badge, if you catch my drift.

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Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
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