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Freddy Fudge FingersI met him in a roadside bar
on a rainy Friday night
His hat was ten feet tall
and his ass was shining bright

He whispered in my ear
that he liked my sister's mule
He said that if I'd take him home
he'd take me back to school

I ordered us a bottle
of the cheapest hooch they had
I whispered in his ear
that he reminded me of Dad

We danced until they kicked us out
into the sodden streets
And there we found a homeless man
who called himself "Bernice"

Bernice was drinking motor oil
and he offered us a taste
We kicked him in the balls and took it
so it wouldn't go to waste

A cop showed up and asked us
what the hell wa

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Angsty Modern Poem

by ~Escherichia-Coli, May 23, 2004, 2:53:29 AM
Literature / Poetry / Experimental / Typographical

Spaghetti train tracks, melting my gazebo mother

WHY WON’T MARY PHONE THE DENTIST?

Do zoophiles read Cosmo?
My Spanish anteater spoke in riddles

ANGUISH OF THE MIDGETS CRIES OUT FOR NEVERMORE

Spiraling, jiggling, macadamia
Troubled memories of cardboard

Haunted by misbegotten psoriasis, I climb the ladder into Alfred’s Trout Farm

WHY WON’T MARY FAX ME HER DENTAL RECORDS?

Give a man an umbrella and he’ll beat a Swedish Milkman senseless

Oh, how my fingernails taste of guacamole
Angst, regret, penile clamping
Never, never, never,
Never, never, never
Okay, maybe sometimes on Tuesdays

Diligence forgotten in quivering spatula

TELL ME WHY MARY HASN’T BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH AN AARDVARK

TREVOR, GIVE AUNTY BACK HER MASCARA

Angsty Modern Poemby ~Escherichia-Coli

Literature / Poetry / Experimental / Typographical

*Sob*

!CreamyNutella Jul 22, 2011

Touching!

~blackdav666 Jul 3, 2006

this is kewl i like!!

can i have a spnish anteater please??

lol

please read some of my work and see what you think??

Phil

!inebriate Feb 14, 2006

This is a very sad poem.

=Bark Jun 6, 2005 Writer

fucking brilliant. my aunt henry used to write like that before the woodchoppers ball.

~mangryspork May 28, 2005

Almost moved me to tears. Almost.

~Escherichia-Coli May 28, 2005

Ah just like the time that old lady kicked me in the balls for swearing on the bus.

~Piss-Chump May 26, 2005

I'm going on a massive binge, possibly the biggest yet. Cancel any jams we're gonna have, I won't be in town. I'll probly write a good song after this. I'll contact you if, and when I come back.

~The-Corpse-Stock May 26, 2005 Digital Artist

I don't like crepes. Especially in my anus.

~PDXMisfit25 May 25, 2005

My God, that is truley inspirational

~zimm May 25, 2005

so deep, so tramautic, so angsty........so powerfull

and ya you must get msn messanger, fuck that yahoo shit....fucko

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