I would just like to take this opportunity to state that I firmly believe you could drop a nest of paper wasps and a kilogram of spoiled shrimp into a rusty paint can, duct tape an alarm clock to it then drop-kick it into a pile of manure and broken lightbulbs and it would sound better than "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse. Thank you.
$500 on the alligator. I'll name him... "Ol' Crazy Eyes."
Amy's got a pretty good voice. But I think that it would be better if the voice killed the body and brain of said Winehouse (if the booze doesn't get her first) by willingly controlling the volume of itself while Amy freaks the fuck out about it. Death would soon follow because she would be so fucking annoying. As if she wasn't already. Then the voice would fly away and inhabit a slightly more intelligent and beautiful person. Then all would be well.
Bwuah-ha-ha!
Fantastically cruel comment...
I put my money on crocodile, it's hard to grip things with flippers. Nice picture, well inked and quite realistic (for all that one's holding a chainsaw).
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THIS IS A WITTY PARODY OF WITTY SIGNATURE PARODIES, HAHAHA!
also, Amy Winehouse thoughts roundly seconded here...
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i wouldn't want to be a werewolf, because werewolves are allergic to silver.
"But these Finks don't dress too well- no discrimination
To be a zombie all the time requires such dedication..."
Amy's got a pretty good voice. But I think that it would be better if the voice killed the body and brain of said Winehouse (if the booze doesn't get her first) by willingly controlling the volume of itself while Amy freaks the fuck out about it. Death would soon follow because she would be so fucking annoying. As if she wasn't already. Then the voice would fly away and inhabit a slightly more intelligent and beautiful person. Then all would be well.
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Green ideas sleep furiously.
Fantastically cruel comment...
I put my money on crocodile, it's hard to grip things with flippers. Nice picture, well inked and quite realistic (for all that one's holding a chainsaw).
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I'm gonna make you a mix tape! You like Phil Collins?
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Send me suggestions.
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"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."
-Alexander Pope
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I lika do da cha cha.
** The world is but a canvas to the imagination.**
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Then an angel would come with burning eyes like stars, and bury us deep in his velvet arms.
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